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Daca atingerea magica care obisnuia sa lase urme de fierbinteala si fericire pe pielea ta s-a transformat intr-un gest sters prin care urmaresti sa eviti o alta atingere, inseamna ca incepi sa nu mai iubesti...


Daca ii intorci spatele celui fata de care odinioara te intorceai cu tot trupul, cu toata inima, la o singura dorinta din partea sa, la un suspin nerostit al vocii sale, la o traire voluptoasa cum le-a fost dat sa o traiasca doar norocosilor, inseamna ca nu mai iubesti...


Daca trupul ti se strange de singuratate, pustiu si dor langa trupul celui care obisnuia sa iti spulbera singuratatea cu un gand nevazut pe care il indrepta catre tine, inseamna ca nu mai iubesti...


Daca intrebi tacerea care sunt motivele pentru care iubesti si tacerea tace, neoferindu-ti niciun raspuns, inseamna ca nu mai iubesti… Daca intrebi lumea din jurul tau daca mai iubesti si lumea din jurul tau iti ofera cel mai plauzibil si adevarat raspuns din lume, inseamna ca nu mai iubesti...


Daca inchizi noaptea ochii si in visele tale gasesti indiferenta, nepasare, goliciune si apa in loc de afectiune, pasiune si sange inseamna ca nu mai iubesti… Daca deschizi ochii dimineata si langa tine nu mai vezi pe nimeni, inseamna ca nu mai iubesti... Daca te privesti in oglinda in orice moment al zilei si intotdeauna o sa dai doar peste chipul tau, inseamna ca o sa continui sa nu mai iubesti…


Daca iti este foame de o alta iubire in timp ce simulezi contopirea, inseamna ca nu mai iubesti. Daca iti este sete sa te indragostesti, inseamna ca nu mai iubesti... Daca iti este frig langa cel pe care l-ai ales, inseamna ca nu mai iubesti… Daca arzi de dor de fuga si de duca, inseamna ca nu mai iubesti…


Daca ai impresia ca poti defini legatura dintre doi oameni prin glasul obisnuintei, prin vocea considerentelor, prin auzul fricii de singuratate, prin mirosul schimbarilor si al rasturnarilor de situatii, inseamna ca nu mai iubesti de fapt...


Daca genunchii nu ti se mai indoaie la vederea suferintei celui iubit, daca lacrimile tale nu cad la vederea lacrimilor celui de langa tine, daca in urma unei suferinte comune tu ramai in picioare si el nu se poate ridica de jos, daca copilul vostru devine mai mult al tau, daca in zambetul lui nu mai regasesti zambetul iubitului, daca pe degetul tau verigheta este doar o bucata rece si obosita de metal pretios ce atarna greu, foarte greu, incapabila sa patrunda in carne, inseamna ca nu mai iubesti...


Daca in ridurile Lui gasesti batranetea si nu trecutul sau amintirile voastre, inseamna ca nu mai iubesti… Daca iti doresti distanta in loc de apropiere, daca iti doresc aer in loc de sufocare, daca pe locul in care ai plantat visuri de copii si sperante acum nu mai creste nicio o floare, inseamna ca nu mai iubesti... Mai greu si mai blestem decat atat nu poate fi decat sa nu iti recunosti ca iubirea, acea iubire, a tacut.

Dana

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I think I have BSE on my penis ...... all women who experienced it go crazy !

Screw calmly and without worries, if you do not come today, it may happen tomorrow !

What is de maximum speed during sex? .... 68, because at 69 you go overturn!


A good neighbour is better dan an inflatable doll !


God created the world in SIX days But it took him centuries... to come up with someone...as "HOT" ... as "SEXY" ... as "Fuckable" ... *..As "YOU!" .. *







Never dance naked because the body has parts that do not stop moving when the music stops.


How does a vagina look before sex? Like a lovely pink rose! And after sex? Ever seen a Bulldog eating Mayonaise??


When I was born I got the choice, or a major dick, or a fine memory. I am not able to remember what I did choose.


Masturbation, don't knock it, it's sex with someone I love...


Do you know why smurfs always laugh? Because the grass always tickles their little balls!


What is the difference between a man and a dildo?......... A man is a REAL PRICK!!!!


Programming is like sex: One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.


The best anti-virus program for a computer is SAFE-SEX.
Leave the plastic cover on the floppy when inserting in drive.



If you don't like oral sex than keep your mouth shut!!


Sex is good for your stomach muscles and much more fun than fitness


The difference between erotic and perverted:
Erotic = caress the vagina with a beautiful white whisp
Perverted = do the same thing with a whole chicken.


A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play *Magic*? She says: What's that? .....He says: We go to my place, have sex and than you dissappear.....


What did Eva shout when she wanted to have SEX ?? ............. ADAM WHERE ARE YOU !!


you do not have to be good to be the best as long as you are better than all the rest!!



What does position 68 mean........You are doing me and I owe you one!!


Love your neighbour, but don't get caught.


A peach is a peach,a plum is a plum,A kiss ain't a kiss without some tongue.So open up your mouth and close you eyes and give your tongue some exercises!!


Just to let you know that I went to heaven and back...


What you never want to hear while having good sex?? ............. "Honey, I am home!"


There is: Hot-Sex, Fast-Sex, Safe-Sex, Group-Sex, Leather-Sex, Telephone-Sex, Cyber-Sex, and for people with your face: "No-Sex"!


Why does a woman have two pair of lips?................... One is for fighting and one is to make up.


What is the resemblance between a woman and a condom?................ They both fit around your dick and are present in your wallet


 Text messaging is like a blow-job off an amateur prostitute; short...sweet and always cheap!!!


What is the smallest airplane in the world,a cunt... Only one man fits in it, he needs to stand, his luggage stays outside and he still gets off ...



Are mice giving you trouble? No? Than you must have a good pussy!



Are these your eyes? I found them between my brests!


If you cry, I cry...if you laugh, I laugh...if you are happy, I am too...if you are sad, I am too...and if you are horny, call me.


American students say:.....people who never experience good sex and do not perform well in bed, usually read their SMS messages with their right hand


sex is like nokia (connecting people) like nike (just do it) like pepsi (ask for more) and like samsung (everybody is invited)


A woman is like a pair of rubber boots. When they are dry, you cannot enter them, when they are wet, they smell and when you walk on the street with them, people laugh at you.


Zwaai uw tieten in het rond, schuur je clitoris op de grond, stop 4 vingers in je kut, ram die kittelaar tot frut, bevredig je met een gans, dit is de mastrubatiedans.


Press down......down more......ok......more......yes......ahh......ohh......yes......almost there......yeah......oh shit......harder......so good!
mmmm ......................That's how we sex on text.


 Message from you provider: Your dildo is disturbing our network. Turn it off or continue manually. Thanks for your cooperation.



 The 3 miracles of a woman: produce milk without eating grass, 4 days of bleeding without dieing, letting a man come without yelling.


 Hi, I am an alien and I've just transformed in your phone and right now I'm having sex with your finger. I know you like it because you're smiling now!!


 I do not have the muscles of Stallone, I am not as handsome as Brad Pitt, I am not as strong as Schwarzenegger, but I can lick as good as Lassie!!!


 Do you know the highest level you can reach during sex? ................................. no?...................................... Bungler !


 By opening this message you activated the dildo of your girlfriend. She thanks you moaning...You have now become unnecessary.


 Pornography tells lies about women, but the truth about men.


 Roses are red ... Pickles are green ... I love your legs and whats in between


 Searching(sex)......Done...Everybody is having sex at this very moment....Wait a sec...There is only one sucker reading this message!


 Sex is a sensation caused by temptation,when a man puts his location in a woman's destination,do U understand the explination or would U like a demonstration


 SEX is the game, Love is a name, Forget the name ...... Lets PLAY the game.