Aveam multe in comun...Amandoua il iubeam .
(Shelley Winters)
Poate ca femeile isi doresc barbati mediocri..ei bine barbatii isi dau silinta in acest sens.
(Margaret Mead 1901-1078)
Singura profunzime pe care o pretinde barbatul de la o femeie este de cele mai multe ori cea a decolteului ei.(Zsa Zsa Gabor,n1919)
Lasa-i unui barbat o mana libera si te va pipai imediat...peste tot.
(Mae West 1893-1980)
Un barbat trebuie sa ajunga dictator ca sa se poata impune.O femeie trebuie doar sa te amane.
(Marlo Thomas,n1943)
Era ca un cocos ce crede ca soarele rasare ca sa auda cucurigul lui.
(George Eliot-Mary Ann Evans-1819-1880)
Nu poti,oricat ai incerca,sa schimbi un barbat.Pe tot drumul de la mama lui,pana la femeia inocenta cu care se insoara..el e mereu acelasi.(Mariorie Kinnan Rawlings)
Orice barbat isi doreste o femeie care sa-i stimuleze partile bune si instinctele nobile-si o alta care sa-l ajute sa si le uite .(Helen Rowland 1875-1950)
Nu mi-as lasa barbatul nici 5 minute in compania unei fete frumoase,desi e mort de 25 de ani.(Mama lui Brendan Behan)
O femeie care doreste sa fie aidoma unui barbat denota ambiti marunte.
Marea majoritate a barbatilor este mult mai interesata de femeile care le arata interes,decat de o femeie-orice femeie-cu picioare frumoase.
(Marlene Dietrich 1904-1992)
Dumnezeu a dat femeilor intuitie si farmec...bine dozata,combinatia acestora poate incalci mintile oricui barbat.(Farrah Fawcett)
Italienii sunt obsedati de 2 lucruri.
...si macaroanele.(Catherine Deneuve,n1943)
Iata un mesaj foarte foarte interesant...putin lacrimogen poate...dar GENIAL !
I started a joke, which started the whole world crying,
But I didnt see that the joke was on me, oh no.
I started to cry, which started the whole world laughing,
Oh, if Id only seen that the joke was on me.
I looked at the skies, running my hands over my eyes,
And I fell out of bed, hurting my head from things that Id said.
Til I finally died, which started the whole world living,
Oh, if Id only seen that the joke was on me.
I looked at the skies, running my hands over my eyes,
And I fell out of bed, hurting my head from things that Id said.
til I finally died, which started the whole world living,
Oh, if Id only seen that the joke was one me.
But I didnt see that the joke was on me, oh no.
I started to cry, which started the whole world laughing,
Oh, if Id only seen that the joke was on me.
I looked at the skies, running my hands over my eyes,
And I fell out of bed, hurting my head from things that Id said.
Til I finally died, which started the whole world living,
Oh, if Id only seen that the joke was on me.
I looked at the skies, running my hands over my eyes,
And I fell out of bed, hurting my head from things that Id said.
til I finally died, which started the whole world living,
Oh, if Id only seen that the joke was one me.
P.S : mersi adi
Imi place de tine
Si mie
Da pup
Mai lucram la sarut
Imi place de mama ta
Imi cer scuze ca am intarziat
(miezul povestilor fiecaruia din noi : fluturasi,saliva,palme,husg'n kisses,1st time,te iubesc,second time,blowjob,69,imi place(ma prefac sau nu),va certati,va impacati,fuckalot,numere noi in telefon,mesaje ascunse,va certati,mesaje de dor,mesaje de "*te-te-n gura",mesaje de imi pare rau,te iubesc again..again...69 AGAIN,fuckfriends,h8friends,te everveaza da il iubesti,o iubesti da te fute la icre...ambele icre :) ...)
Cred ca ar trebui sa luam o pauza...
IN THE END VECHEA REPLICA : Stii ceva...fa ce vrei!
CHICKFLICK :
long story short: am pus Caps Lock la frustrarile mele si ale tale tu care citesti..care este...
Nu te cunosc si viceversa,dar ma prezint : Eu sunt Larisa,pentru multi lari cu "l" mic,pentru o singura persoana Ana.Eu am iubit.Si poate inca iubesc.Si sunt un copil prost caruia ii plac lucrurile stupide si care rade la glume seci.Am 2 maini si 2 picioare .2 gemene in fata si 2 plamani.Nu mai sunt creativa de 2 ani.Obijnuiam sa desenez.Si sa imi placa.Obijnuiam sa rad foarte mult si sa nu ma prefac.Obijnuiam sa fiu foarte naiva si copilaroasa.Asta nu s-a schimbat.Am 19 ani si sunt deseori frustrata si trista.Alteori am crize de ras.M-am schimbat cu primul prieten pe care l-am iubit.A fost ceva unic.Unic in bine.Unic in rau.Acum sunt rautacioasa si oarba.
Acum nu mai pot sa iubesc.
Stiu de ce.
Ma fascineaza tot ce inseamna "atractie fizica","iubire","pasiune".Ma fascineaza 2 persoane dupa ce se despart.In cazul asta eu sunt cea mai fascinanta.
Si vreau sa ma indragostesc pentru ca ma simt ca o stafie .Scandez fara energie.Nu am energie.Ma simt plata.Goala nu...sunt plina de emotii.Dar nu am cui le impartasi.Stai linistit nu duc lipsa de pretendenti.Dar nu e vorba de ei,e vorba de mine.
Si vreau sa rad .
Aidoma intamplarilor de pana acum in viata mea si a prietenilor mei ma determina sa ma amuz de situatia fiecaruia,o relatie poate fi atat de amuzanta si penibila.Si minunata.
Dar mai am pana atunci.Pana imi satisfac curiozitatea .Pentru ca sunt foarte bagacioasa.Si e un defect.
Dar pentru ca m-am obijnuit sa ma aman cu prostii cu care pierd timpul m-am decis sa stau in fata calculatorului( pentru ca oricum stau) si sa scriu si eu chestii banale care imi atrag atentia.
Si sunt multe lucruri banale dar nu imi doresc neaparat sa iti atraga si tie atentia.Ba chiar ma lasa rece.
Deci ,draga cititorule ( sau cititoareo),acest blog este un chickflick...si trebuie tratat ca atare !
Cat despre mine..I'm still searching
'cause my heart's a mess
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Cat despre mine..I'm still searching
'cause my heart's a mess
Enjoy
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1) Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about...
2) Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they arent with u.
3) Guys go crazy over a girl's smile ( :
4) Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?..uh...never mind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking . And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out
5) A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.
6) If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him............You don't need to give advice
7) A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you...
8) GUYS LOVE YOU MORE THEN YOU LOVE THEM....stupid...
9) Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. They rarely use beautiful or gorgeous. If a guy uses that, he loves you or likes you a whole heck of a lot.
10)If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with you
11)If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back,he's probably faking it and he is really thinking about something
12) When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that
13)When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me".
15) When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something
16) Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them
17)A guy would give the world to be able to read a girl's mind for a day
18)No guys cant handle all his problems on his own He's just too stubborn to admit it
19)NOT ALL GUYS ARE RUDE!!! Just because ONE is RUDE doesn't mean he represents ALL of them
20)WHEN A GUY SACRIFICES HIS SLEEP AND HEALTH JUST TO TALK TO YOU, HE REALLY LIKES YOU AND WANTS TO BE WITH YOU AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE
21)Even if you dump a guy months ago and he loved you he probably still does and if he had one wish it would be you to come back into his life.
